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Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. I’m trying not to, kid.

Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. I’m trying not to, kid.

Don’t underestimate the Force. You mean it controls your actions? Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ye-ha! Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine.

As you wish. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly‚Ķ I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.

Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

Janne Mc. Doe

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You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

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